Cousin: I heard you now work at the bakery.
Akpos: Oh yes. I started last week.
Cousin: But you have never brought any bread home.
Akpos: Your sister who works at the airport, has she brought any aeroplane to the house? And even you who works at the mortuary, have you brought any dead body home before? Please don't put pressure on me. 😂😂😂 ...how ur day my people?😁😁😁😁😁😁😀
Thursday 24 August 2017
Monday 31 July 2017
😂JOKE OF THE DAY😂
I met one small boy crying profusely with two fifty-fifty Naira notes in his hands!
I asked him why he was crying?
He said his mother sent him 50 Naira sugar and 50 Naira cowbell.
But he has forgotten which of the 50 Naira is for sugar and which one is for cowbell.
If you smile then the boy is from your village
I asked him why he was crying?
He said his mother sent him 50 Naira sugar and 50 Naira cowbell.
But he has forgotten which of the 50 Naira is for sugar and which one is for cowbell.
If you smile then the boy is from your village
Sunday 30 July 2017
⭕JOKE OF THE DAY! ⭕
An old farmer wrote a letter to his son in prison. "Son, this year I will not plant cassava
and yam because I can't dig the field, I know if you were here you would have helped me".
The son replied his father "Dad don't even think of digging the field because that's where I buried the money I stole".
The POLICE & PRISON'S on reading this letter went early in the morning and dug the whole field in search of the money but nothing was found.
The next day the son wrote his father again "Dad you can now plant your cassava and yam this is the best I can do from here."
Dad replied "Hahaaa my son, you are too powerful indeed, even in prison you still command police men to work for me. I was so surprised to see the IGP and his team holding hoes and shovels, digging my farm. I will write to you when I want to harvest."
😃😃😄
MORAL LESSON🎯 : Nobody can imprison your mind. Don't laugh alone. Share with others!
and yam because I can't dig the field, I know if you were here you would have helped me".
The son replied his father "Dad don't even think of digging the field because that's where I buried the money I stole".
The POLICE & PRISON'S on reading this letter went early in the morning and dug the whole field in search of the money but nothing was found.
The next day the son wrote his father again "Dad you can now plant your cassava and yam this is the best I can do from here."
Dad replied "Hahaaa my son, you are too powerful indeed, even in prison you still command police men to work for me. I was so surprised to see the IGP and his team holding hoes and shovels, digging my farm. I will write to you when I want to harvest."
😃😃😄
MORAL LESSON🎯 : Nobody can imprison your mind. Don't laugh alone. Share with others!
joke of the day
A pilot was told to transfer mad people from Nigeria to U.S.A. He agreed and carried dem in
his plane. Every place was so noisy. Later one of the mad men approached the pilot and said to him "pls can you teach me how to fly the aeroplane? The pilot replied, I will teach you how to fly if you will tell your friends to stop making noise. The mad man went in, after some minutes, every where was silent as if an angel entered the plane. After some minutes the mad man came back and told him that everywhere was cool now.The pilot became happy and asked WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM THAT MADE THEM TO KEEP CALM. The mad man replied, I opened the door for them to go and play outside.
The pilot fainted. 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
Don't just laugh alone.
😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃...
his plane. Every place was so noisy. Later one of the mad men approached the pilot and said to him "pls can you teach me how to fly the aeroplane? The pilot replied, I will teach you how to fly if you will tell your friends to stop making noise. The mad man went in, after some minutes, every where was silent as if an angel entered the plane. After some minutes the mad man came back and told him that everywhere was cool now.The pilot became happy and asked WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM THAT MADE THEM TO KEEP CALM. The mad man replied, I opened the door for them to go and play outside.
The pilot fainted. 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
Don't just laugh alone.
😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃...
Saturday 29 July 2017
Wednesday 26 July 2017
How to make a mobile cinema
You will need :
Shoe box
Microscope
Instructions
Take out the glass
Insert it in between the slot
But cut a hole for the microscopic glass to fit
Take the mobile phone and insert behind the microscopic glass
And place it
- Cover the lid
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